- Pepi: Don't worry. As long as we do our knitting classes, you'll get your slaps, just the way you like it, you crazy, dirty bitch.
- Luciana 'Luci': I'm all wet just thinking about it.
- Pepi: Lucky you, you bitch.
- Mujer barbuda: I know you want me, and you need me, whatever you say. But knowing isn't enough. It's been 40 days and 40 nights since we last had a fuck. And I'm about to explode. I'm like a cat on on hot tin roof. I deserve better.
- Pepi: Cinema isn't life. Cinema is falsehood. They use a machine to make rain, because real rain can't be photographed.
- El policía: I live opposite one of those windows. I couldn't help noticing your plants.
- Pepi: Pretty, aren't they?
- El policía: Don't try to be clever with me. It's drugs. You must think I'm soft in the head.
- Pepi: Speaking of head, how do you like my little pussy?
- El policía: From here it looks - scrumptious.
- Pepi: Saul sold his firstborn for a plate of lentils. Wouldn't you turn a blind eye for a taste of this?
- Pepi: Give him a good kicking, but don't go too far. We don't want anyone to die. Now is not the time.
- El policía: Don't go all tight on me.
- Pepi: Can we do it from behind? I'm used to it that way.
- El policía: Pervert.
- Pepi: I'm a virgin. I'm not ready to lose my virtue.
- El policía: Shut your mouth, doll. I do things face-to-face.
- Luciana 'Luci': He's right. We should leave him alone. I don't know why we bought that flat.
- El policía: Shut up. This is men's business.
- Luciana 'Luci': You're right. I need a good slap.
- Pepi: Well, that's your kind of thing.
- Luciana 'Luci': How did you guess?
- Pepi: Your eyes are shining, you dirty bitch.
- Luciana 'Luci': Some things you have to accept. That's why I married him. I thought that as a cop, he'd treat me like a dog. Some hope. He respects me like his mother.
- El policía: You know I don't like independent women.
- Luciana 'Luci': I believe that women have to find fulfillment.
- Luciana 'Luci': What will you do now?
- Pepi: I thought about selling my virginity, but I was raped, so that's no good.
- Luciana 'Luci': Well, at least you had some fun.
- Pepi: I'd have had much more fun with the 60,000 ptas I'd have sold it for.
- Mujer barbuda: You can say I poke my nose into your affairs. Did I say anything yesterday, when you said you'd lost 20,000 ptas? I thought you'd probably spent them on a prostitute. I did think it, but I didn't say anything. I know I'm very possessive, and very jealous. I should give you more freedom. But what can I do? I am the way I am.
- Mujer barbuda: You think you're so liberal. How can you be so old-fashioned as to hate queers? People are free to do what they want with their bodies.
- El policía: I told you to stop those knitting classes or I'll tie you to the bed.
- Luciana 'Luci': Not a bad idea.
- El policía: You're crazy. Someone's filled your head with nonsense. Don't you realize you're a victim?
- Luciana 'Luci': Yes, a victim of the wave of eroticism sweeping the country. So what?
- El policía: Eroticism?
- Bom: [singing] I love you because you're dirty, Filthy, slutty, and servile, You're Murcia's most obscene, And you're all mine...
- Bom: [singing] I put my finger in your crack, I give you a couple of slaps, Force you to make me come, I'm worse than a terrorist...
- La chica que es modelo y cantante pero no una puta: Those guys get the wrong idea. I'm not old-fashioned. They can touch my belly button. But that's it.
- El policía: You'll spend the rest of your life tied to the bed.
- Luciana 'Luci': If only you had the balls.
- El policía: Let me see your papers.
- Luciana 'Luci': I haven't got any.
- El policía: Under the law, if you don't have papers, you can be fined 4,000 ptas.
- Luciana 'Luci': I'll shove that law up my hole.
- El policía: Tonight you'll pay for everything you've put me through.
- Luciana 'Luci': Yes, I deserve it.
- El policía: I'm going to give it to you hard.
- Luciana 'Luci': Yes! Communist.
- El policía: Fucking communist!
- Luciana 'Luci': I'm much more of a slut than you think. And you're not as evil as you think you are. You couldn't give me what I deserved. Lately you'd been treating me like your maid. I'm not complaining. But I think I deserved something much worse.
- Roxy Burton: What am I like? Try this new schizophrenic pussy. Schizophrenic pussy. Try it, darling.
- Roxy Burton: The very best in cosmetics. It's the best. Look what I've got. A face mask made from mixed vegetables. It's scandalous. What else have I got? The best cocaine, heroin, and acid.
- Maestro de ceremonias: And now for our competition: General Erections. Tonight's big surprise. In Erections, the guy with the biggest dick, the most slender, enormous, perfect dick, will be named king for the night, and can do whatever he wants, however he wants, and with whoever he wants. Does everyone agree? The result will be announced by our hostess, Pepi. A round of applause for Pepi. The result will also be decided by multiplying the length by the thickness. Pepi, with her calculator, will give us the results. Ready, guys? Are those bodies ready? Pepi, are you ready?
- Pepi: Ready!
- Maestro de ceremonias: Fantastic. Then let's begin General Erections.
- La chica que es modelo y cantante pero no una puta: Do you think I came here to do that? I'm a singer and a model, not a whore.
- Man in Brown Suit: A holiday in Morocco...
- La chica que es modelo y cantante pero no una puta: A Moroccan brothel?
- Man in Brown Suit: Of course not.
- La chica que es modelo y cantante pero no una puta: I'll report you for white slave trafficking. I didn't leave my village for that. I've got talent. As a singer and model, not as a whore.
- Su hermano gemelo: It's bad enough having a brother who's a policeman, but when he's your twin, it's the bitter end. I'm always the one who gets beaten up.
- El policía: With so much democracy in this country, where will it end? Those Communists need to be taught a lesson. Leave it to me.
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What is the German language plot outline for Pepi, Luci, Bom and Other Girls Like Mom (1980)?
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